You know perhaps I have too much time on my hands and that is why I am actually reading these emails… Here is the pest report of the day.
Subject: Twelve Minutes
Hi, I was hoping you would give me just twelve minutes of your time to talk to you about your website. I am showing businesses like yours how they stack up against their competition, with a no obligation in depth analysis of their site.
I pride myself in understanding how search engines work, and can break it down to a simple science for you. If you give me an opportunity, I can show you how your site is currently stacking up against your competition and how you could be on top _ getting all the traffic your business deserves.
I am doing this at no cost. If by the end of twelve minutes you do not want my help, at least I will know you are making an educated decision and will remember my name when you are ready.
Please let me know the best way to reach you and any comments you want me to consider before I do my research.
I look forward to earning your business,
Best Rank SEO | Outreach Department | San Diego, CA 92109
If you never want to hear from me again, just reply with REMOVE in the subject.
Twelve minutes? Well Kathy Lanten from Best Rank SEO, your 12 minutes is up, since you spammed this SEO crap to several of my websites. And LIES! ALL LIES!… As if you would only take 12 minutes of my time if you had me on the phone. Perhaps I am just that rude, to give you 12 minutes and hang up when you hit the 12 minute mark.
Consider this, if your SEO is anything like your email then you will be wasting my time.
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