So I found the following review for Bulwark Exterminating in San Antonio on Yelp. It was entertaining. Sadly most will never see it as Yelp has buried it away under Yelp’s filtered reviews. So I have decided to share it here.
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The following are “Scarface Quotes” followed by “The Bulwark” quote or thought………
” I’m Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba.”
“I’m Daniel, your Bulwark Exterminating professional from your home town” !
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“You need a #@**%ing army if you gonna take me! ”
“What Bug agent Daniel thought the 1st day beginning our bug treatment” !
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“Say hello to my little friend!”
“Say hello to Bulwark’s most effective products in the world to solve your pest problems”
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“Since when does it take three days to hook up cable?”
“What agent Daniel thought watching the cable guys in the neighborhood”
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“Here pelican, pelican, pelican… ”“Here Roachy, Roachy, Roachy”
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“You think you can come in here with your hot-shot clothes and make fun of us? ”
“Just because Bulwark’s technicians are professionally dressed, on time and courteous you think that scares the bugs ? Well, yea !”
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“Every dog has his day. ”
“Every Bug has his day”
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” Nothing exceeds like excess. You should know that, Tony. ”
“It’s simple Bulwark’s 100% satisfaction, or your money back” !
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“Ay, Dios mío! ¡Mira eso! Look at that one.”
“Enough Said ? ” !!
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